Retro Everything Hurts T

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Everything Hurts –
Sore, but make it cute.
This tee is for the ones who show up sore, stay a little unhinged, and come back anyway. Featuring our new retro-inspired "Everything Hurts" graphic on a buttery-soft tee you can crop, tuck, or leave long—depending on how chaotic your gym vibes are that day.

Comfortable enough for active recovery, delulu lifting PRs, or rewatching your workout clips 17 times. You earned it.

Fit & Fabric Highlights

4.2 oz./yd², 52/48 airlume combed and ring-spun cotton/poly
Side-seamed with a modern, unisex fit
Pre-shrunk, breathable, and buttery soft
Tear-away label for zero neck scratch
Printed in-house by women who lift

📏 Size Chart

Size	Chest Width Laid Flat (in)	Body Length (in)
S	18	28
M	20	29
L	22	30
XL	24	31
2XL	26	32

Model is 5'5", 135lbs, wearing a medium

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