Everything Hurts Premium T

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Because everything does hurt, but you’re still showing up. The "Everything Hurts" design on the Zen Jersey T-Shirt is the perfect blend of style, comfort, and attitude. Whether you’re lifting in the gym, running errands, or kicking back, this tee has you covered in comfort and cool vibes—with options to make it your own length.

Key Features:

Fabric: 4 oz., 50% cotton, 50% polyester burnout jersey. COLORS MAY VARY SLIGHTLY
Design: Acid-washed with a silicone finish for that perfectly worn-in, vintage look.
Fit: Relaxed and easy-going with a self-fabric collar and flatlock stitching throughout for durability and style.
Details: Tear-away label for maximum comfort.
Choose Your Length: Available as a full-length tee or cut to your perfect fit. For a modest crop, simply deduct 6 inches from the body length.

Size Chart (in inches):

Size	Body Length	Chest Width (Laid Flat)
S	28	18
M	29	20
L	30	22
XL	31	24
2XL	32	26

For modest crop lengths, reduce the body length by 6 inches.

Why You’ll Love It:

Effortless Comfort: The lightweight jersey fabric feels soft and breathable, no matter the activity.
Edgy Design: The burnout effect and acid wash give this tee a unique, lived-in look that never goes out of style.
Customizable Fit: Choose your length to match your vibe—keep it long or go for the perfect crop.
Versatile Wear: Designed to look great on everyone, whether you’re working out or chilling out.

Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
Tumble dry low or hang dry for the best results.
Avoid bleach and ironing over graphics.

Model is 5'5", 135 lbs, and wearing a full-length medium

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Free Shipping:

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We are based out of Tampa, Florida, United States and we ship worldwide.

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